The Pablo Helguera Manual of Contemporary Art Style : The essential guide for artists, curators, and critics. - Helguera, Pablo (New York : Jorge Pinto Books Inc., 2007)
You'll find all sorts of things in Helguera's Manual that aren't in any other book: the difference between an A-level and a B-level artist, how to cure the dreaded "festivalist syndrome," how to keep your conviction that you're the greatest artist in history, and whether it is ethical for a critic to sleep with an artist whose work she doesn't like.
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